Ok CVS shoplifters, this was the fourth night in a row that I have found empty boxes of condoms AND preggers tests while working. So I have developed the following mathematical formula:
Horny shoplifters + Time = Possibly pregnant shoplifters = $100+ of stolen merchandise/week.
And here's one thing I didn't quite understand. Somebody opened a 2-pack of pregnancy tests and only stole one. This raises the following questions: a) Why not just steal both of them? b) Why not just steal from a 1-pack? or c) Why not just spend the $15.12 and buy it legally?
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
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Haha! Very good points!
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