Character Reprise - Italian Racist and Vagrant Vandal

So a couple of the characters I wrote about yesterday were back in the store last night/this morning.

First, one of the "Vagrant Vandals" (specifically the one who suggested I put sugar in someone's gas tank and shoot people with a frozen paintball bullet) came in and told me that his dad was throwing him a party at the Mission Palms hotel and I should sent any "ASU fillies" his way. I did not.

Second, the "Italian Racist" (still in the same pin stripe suit) came in, complete with black friend. He proceeded to brag about how his fart had followed him around the store AND burped in my face at the counter.